Look, I was going to blog this out, but as usual Charles Pierce has not only said it best, but said it first... so the bottom line is this: Get thee to Charles' place and read up on the "Zombie-Eyed, Granny Starver" who would be VP.
(I still say he reminds of Ralph Wiggums in an Armani suit, though... "What's a diarama?")
mojo sends