This site "I Write Like..." is a pretty neat tool. Hat tip to Eric Martin over at ObWi... dude, this really is pretty cool.
Apparently, I have a very eclectic blend of styles, depending on what I submitted to the page:

I write like
David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Funny part is that this reads like a list of my favorite authors. (Although, "Dan Brown"... really? And who the hell is David Foster Wallace?)
So either I am an amazing blend of eclectic styles, or dedicated plagiarist, bereft of any original ideas or human creativity...
You be the judge...
mojo sends