Good Morning wireheads...
The wire will be on break this weekend, starting later this afternoon. We will all be away at the annual Mojohaus Editor's Conference and Barn Ceili in the wilds of the chaparral of the border lands. We will reconvene here at noon on Monday.
A few things we'd like you all to work on while we're away...
- Have Arizona realize they are not in the Confederacy and this is not 1860. Someone buy them a freekin' calender and a current atlas for crissake!
- All BP executives higher than "regional manager" must shave their heads and wander the earth homeless, doing good like Kane from Kung Fu, seeking redemption they can never attain.
- Compel the Obama Administration to announce its Manhattan-Apollo Project for alternative, renewable, green energy sources to replace all fossil fuels by the end of this decade.
- Revise deals with all U.S. military/intelligence contractors requiring all their personnel in the field must dress in Sekrit Squirrel uniform: ill fitting trench coat, lop sided fedora and raccoon mask... and must actually be cartoon squirrels.
- And finally... Hey PJ, take Ron Artest out behind the chemical shed and break a foot off on his ass for trying to kill me with another freekin' stroke last night!
That is all...
mojo sends
