Is Herman Cain running for the "President of Stoopid?" Or is he cynically punching his ticket with the red-state Jethros when he splorts shit like this:
When they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say, ‘You know, I don’t know. Do you know?’ Cain said, dismissing as irrelevant "knowing who is the head of some of these small insignificant states around the world."
You fscking people are seriously thinking of giving this ignorant boob the car keys?
Although, I may be looking at this all wrong. A rhetorical reality bender like this should have no problem getting the pissant Teabagger footsoldiers and assorted other rubes in Redneckistan whipped into a orbital freekout of Biblical proportions.
Even as he is promising to raise their taxes... right to their faces.
Seriously, this guy is almost as good as the "General Zod 2008" campaign. I'm just waiting for Cain to say something to the effect of: "My success in the polls is gratifying, continuing your adoration ensures that when my mechanical pizzanauts invade the surface world, many of you will survive."
Herman Cain may have raised the whole "politics as performance art" to a whole new level. And needless to say, his continued succcess would be tantamount to the "Mojowire Full Employment Act of 2012."
Where do we send our $20?